Since I have been whining about wanting to get married and settle down, or at least get engaged, I have been asked why would you want that, Here are my top 10 reasons, some do not apply to me actually :D but they might be valid reasons for other guys.
10. You are at last left alone by the many many old women (and men) who call you the evil bachelor and always looking for a bride for you (usually the girls who are sometimes older than you and completely not your type, but since she is not married and you are desperate, why not mate you up !)
9. You have a good reason not to answer your phone, not go out every single night, and to suddenly change your mind about seeing the guys at the last minute, you know I am engaged … I do not have time for your childish games boys :D
8. You stop wetting your pants from fear every time the police stop you with a girl next to you in your car at 12 am.
7. Some good friends start paying for your dinner, or at least stop the "صلبطة" they use!! I have commitments you know!!
6. You at last get to see the family section of lebnani snack you were always not allowed to go to.
5. You do not look suspicious walking up and down the street talking on the phone at 1 am for 3 hours smiling like an idiot. (they still look like idiots, but at least they have a valid reason now)
4. You have a second option regarding food, if there is no good food at home, call your "soul mate" up and she will genuinely make you something with love, you can ask for pancakes which no one at home is willing to do it for you!! But do not over use this card.
3. When the boss wants someone to stay late, you are not his easy target anymore, you have things to do, stuff to buy, a mother-in-law to avoid getting angry at you.
2. A good reason to start buying new clothes, shaving, cleaning up more often, watching your tongue. (Actually this benefits everyone around you more than just you)
1. If you are lucky enough to find a girl who loves you, respects you, and honors you and your family, makes you happy and draws a smile on your face each and every time you see her. A girl who is better than what you have dreamed of, and makes you feel complete, then you are one of the lucky guys who will always have a soft cushion to lay his head on when ever life becomes cruel. (Hopefully will find that person)
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ReplyDeleteu know all what u said applies on girls as well with other more things ..... on phone calls they always work :D whenever u r alone hiding .... shoo !! u were talking on the phone ma3 7abeb elgalb loool ? with the smart luck on their faces .... some of these times i don't because of the time difference but they don't believe so i started to give them the shy face ... yes I was loooooooooool
u know i started going on parties more than before also because whenever a girl dressed and be very happy and dancing on a party they think u r making ur self noticeable so after a while i stopped going to parties but now I ALWAYD DO :D
it makes ur life different better in sha2 allah so like what they all say shedd 7elak yalla but until u find that girl enjoy being bachelor because it has benefits as well right ?! :D
you don't need 10 reason to do that, just follow you hear and discover the timeless pleasure. when you have someone who really cares for you, your life will have meaning.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA ...Great points ;)never thought in such a way :)
ReplyDeletemost but (not all) of them applies on u guys not on us but if i started 2 think in your way awesome points will pop up hahahha :)
its my first time 2 comment but not the first time to pass by .. great blog by the way
wish u a best of luck :D
great points :) its been a while! hope all is well glad to see u still have ur sense of humor wa Allah yib3atlak bint il 7alal il tkhaleek to make use of all these points
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